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09-02-2002, 11:49 PM
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He
decides
to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to
see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
her
hair done, new make up and buy several new outfits and dresses up very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was
impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and so me expensive
clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money
on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the
$5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because
she
loves him so much. Obviously,the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money, and then he married the one with the Largest Breasts.
Men are Men....
decides
to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to
see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
her
hair done, new make up and buy several new outfits and dresses up very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was
impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and so me expensive
clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money
on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the
$5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because
she
loves him so much. Obviously,the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money, and then he married the one with the Largest Breasts.
Men are Men....